"If we start restricting Miss USA’s right to party, the Taliban has won."

Scott Adams on the fluff-news item of the week, Miss USA's potential loss of her crown because of inappropriate behavior:

I don’t know all of the duties of a reigning Miss USA, but I assume she represents America in the United Nations. I’d love to see her debate Iran in the General Assembly, preferably with frequent breaks to make out with Miss Teen USA.

...America is all about freedom, not imposing your views on others. I say let Miss USA be free, like the great nation she represents. If we start restricting Miss USA’s right to party, the Taliban has won.