I went Christmas shopping today and ended up at the mall, which was the first mistake. The second mistake was stepping into Abercrombie and Fitch, or Club Abercrombie, as it will now be known in my head. The music was eurotrash techno, with bass loud enough for me to physically feel it in my chest. Do they think that music like that adds to a pleasant shopping experience?
My friend Helen was with me, and we were speculating on what it would be like to work there. Her thoughts: "I would rather be in jail than work here." Amen.
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The last time I went tried to go to the mall, I got so frustrated navigating the damn parking lot that I left! :)
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