Friday, December 15, 2006

Gatorade.

"Someday I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it." -- Jarod Kintz

1 comment:

tombrend said...

English is pretty much the only language where people complain about long sentences. In Latin, long sentences were pretty much required in the beginning of major works. The first five sentences of the Pro Archia Poeta are about five pages long.