Advice for Eliot Spitzer

So, (ex) Governor Spitzer, how did they catch you?

On a federal wiretap.

Isn't that how you caught all those Wall Street crooks? Shouldn't you know that when the transaction is shady, you shouldn't talk about it on the phone? Lastly, should you be inclined to tangle with prostitutes in the future, Randy Moss has some advice for you:

"Straight cash, homey."

Also, Spitzer's escort really, really "loves" who she is.