"Dear person,I don't even care that it's probably fake. It made me giggle.
I'm sorry I put a dent in your car. I didn't want to but, I did it when I tryed [sic] to park next to you. I am not leaving my information because you chose to use two spaces and I just wanted to park in one. The scratches are because I used a towel that had sand on it to try to clean the dent/paint off. Beaches are fun.
Please look your car over for the dent and scratches and each time you see them remember not to park in two spaces.
Friday, August 08, 2008
"[Y]ou chose to use two spaces and I just wanted to park in one."
I found this picture while browsing through the grammar group's pictures: