My dad and mom are feuding over American Idol. My mom is rooting for -- surprise, surprise -- Archuleta, and my dad's on team Cook. Both mom and dad are trying to bribe me to vote for their pick. The bribe? Get this: XANAX. Both mom and dad are feeding their daughter pills to get me to vote for their American Idol pick.
Eh, I'll need it just to get through the two hour, 6 song, and 2,000 Coca-Cola reference -finale.