"Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither..."


A pastor from Texas predicted this to be the fate of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson because they use sex to promote their albums and movies. "Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell." Ouch.

I bet Jessica Simpson is tired of people talking about her breasts in public. Ashlee, not so much, but Jessica's breasts have been the focus of entirely too much publicity. Aren't there other subjects worth speaking publically about, especially for a pastor? You know, like war or murder or poverty...Pat Robertson or killer spinach? In my humble opinion, these are far more significant threats to the souls of Americans than Jessica Simpson's breasts.