Messages from my brother: Part I


3:30 PM Friday (voicemail):
"ANSWER YOUR PHONE! I have a joke: What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas?"
...Silence.
"Leukemia. I love you call me back."


4:30 AM Saturday (voicemail):

"ANSWER YOUR PHONE! I just watched a kid jump out of a second story window. I mean he had a rope and everything, but whoa."


10:03 AM Sunday (in a text message):
"I woke up on a bench."


Some background in case you don't know Jay: He's a sophomore at University of Alabama, in a fraternity, and an aspiring alcoholic. He's also my hero.