Saturday, September 16, 2006

Messages from my brother: Part I

3:30 PM Friday (voicemail):
"ANSWER YOUR PHONE! I have a joke: What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas?"
"Leukemia. I love you call me back."

4:30 AM Saturday (voicemail):

"ANSWER YOUR PHONE! I just watched a kid jump out of a second story window. I mean he had a rope and everything, but whoa."

10:03 AM Sunday (in a text message):
"I woke up on a bench."

Some background in case you don't know Jay: He's a sophomore at University of Alabama, in a fraternity, and an aspiring alcoholic. He's also my hero.

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