However, my publicist (Gloria) has been brainstorming some quotes to make these interviews more interesting and memorable. Here are her first two shots:
Grammar is my Malawian baby - like Angelina and Madonna, I got tired of being pegged as just another outrageous, definitive sex symbol and I needed to be taken seriously. My psychic suggested grammar and my Scientology advisor agreed.
Grammar is trendy right now, but its my goal to make it timeless - more Cartier than Tiffany, more Hermes than Balenciaga. Grammar is the new black, and it looks good on everyone.
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"Grammar is the new black, and it looks good on everyone."
May I use that quote for my own selfish purposes? That's just brilliant!
Absolutely! If you want to quote Gloria, her last name is Son. Gloria Son, and she's brilliant.
I like this new use for grammar! But you need at apostrophe in "it's my goal..."
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